The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Angels come in many forms, but they always bring the same message--wisdom.

Sometimes, there is a lot of darkness in this world. As I see it, you have two choices. You can be a part of that darkness or you can be the light. Be the light.

The good may lose

We live aware of God moment by moment. He is not part of our lives

As a writer I'm always mindful that not everyone is going to feel the same way I do about something, so my emotions are just my emotions.

Yet there's something ominous about turning sixty-five. Suddenly old age is not a phenomenon which will occur; it has occurred.

Marriage is the aim and end of all sensible girls, because it is the meaning of life.

Committees do harm merely by existing.

I'd rather be loyal than right.

Just because you're a belter doesn't make you funny; it just means that's how your pipes are set up.