The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

It is not enough to be happy, one must be content.

Many things are lost for want of asking.

It's a terribly hard job to spend a billion dollars and get your money's worth.

I mean by a picture a beautiful romantic dream of something that never was, never will be - in a light better than any light that ever shone - in a land no one can define, or remember, only desire

Why should The Beatles give more? Didn't they give everything on God's earth for ten years? Didn't they give themselves?

Suddenly I realize that everyone in the whole world is, at the end of a day, staring at a dusky horizon, owner of a day that no one else will ever know.

I got a label because I was Hispanic and a woman and [therefore] I had to be liberal.

We need a president who is focused on defeating every single ISIS terrorist and protecting the homeland, which should be the first priority.

Success Comes Through Rapidly Fixing our Mistakes Rather than Getting Things Right the First Time.