The man who'll lay the last stone here isn't even born yet.

I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic.

Where your heart is, there lies your treasured home.

My biggest challenge is to not do urban movies for the rest of my life, those alpha hoodies.

Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot.

A true New Yorker never backs down, and I'm no exception. Holla!

But I can still lick the spoon!

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

As the evening beckons with the promise of tomorrow... may your gratitude rise up and with strength answer, "yes."

They say a man should be judged by his enemies. I am very proud of mine.

Don't be troubled if you don't feel the love of God in yourself, but thing about the Lord, that He is merciful, and guard yourself from sins, and the grace of God will teach you.