The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

You never change things by fighting the existing reality.To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.

I want to glide in a world of beauty, ’ I said. ‘To be carried away into a world of luxurious things.

Behavior speaks… Before you even open your mouth, your actions have told me who you are and what you’re about.

I think the British audience might be more open-minded with some of my imagery and weird choices.

Perfect goodness can never debate about the end to be attained, and perfect wisdom cannot debate about the means most suited to achieve it.

I sin like crazy, but I protect my people.

Stravinsky used Mother Goose. He was influenced by Mother Goose, indirectly, but very beautifully

If you want to play a cool punk club, that's great - but punk clubs don't have any toilet seats. After a while, little things like that become big issues.

I'm always excited to work with actors.

The older ideas are rendering more and more bland music.