The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

One Tree Hill was a great learning opportunity for me, and Im excited to go and apply that elsewhere and see where I end up.

I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a pornado.

Nothing is as boring as other people's dreams.

I get recognised a lot. If there are a load of school kids together, they'll shout at me, but I'm quite good at giving grief back. I give as good as I get.

The good of the people is the greatest law.

There's no such thing as a meaningless, worthless, or stupid dream.

If there is one maverick molecule in all the universe, then God is not sovereign. And if God is not sovereign, He is not God.

Structure ignites spontaneity. Limits yield intensity. When we play... by our self-chosen rules, we find that containment of strength amplifies strength.

Klonopin is a horrible, dangerous drug.