The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees absolutely nothing.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

To be successful you must be willing to work hard, work smart, work consistently, and most importantly do all three simultaneously over a long period of time.

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future.

Parenthood and family come first for me, and when I'm not working I'm cool with the Teletubbies.

You can't know if your values are being violated if you're ambiguous about what they are

In difficult times, people just like to hear music. They like to be moved by what they hear. And music speaks different languages.

Dream of a society at peace with its conscience because it respects and lives in harmony with all life forms.

The profession of letters is, after all, the only one in which one can make no money without being ridiculous.

Every thing secret degenerates, even the administration of justice; nothing is safe that does not show how it can bear discussion and publicity.

The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.

Bootstrapping is a way to do something about the problems you have without letting someone else give you permission to do them.