The mark of a saint is not perfection, but consecration. A saint is not a person without faults, but a man who has given himself without reserve to God.

There is no historic incident better or more variously supported than the resurrection of Christ.

What we can do for another is the test of powers; what we can suffer for is the test of love.

Great occasions do not make heroes or cowards; they simply unveil them to the eyes of men.

The character of a generation is moulded by personal character.

I breathe you. I live you. I love you

I think it's less common in France that a man at the age of 50 buys a Porsche and gets a young girlfriend.

You find a lot of ideas from my shows in adverts now. I find it a compliment.

Summer comes over the hill like a hairy blanket.

A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food.

We have to rethink how to teach financial education in the 21st century.

I'm a conservative and I believe if you tax something more you get less of it.

In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.

The president's budget request today demonstrates his unwillingness to come clean on the true costs of his agenda. A penny saved is not a penny earned if at the end of the day you still owe a quarter

All small men, all non-power hitters, must learn to bunt well. It's half your game.