The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

It's better to make people laugh than cry.

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, its the best job in the world.

I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.

No power and no treasure can outweigh the extension of our knowledge.

She’s happier than Nicola. That’s probably true. Alcoholics can stop drinking but what is there for the children of alcoholics? Is it always too late? Probably. She doesn’t know.

Our decisions are the one thing we can control. Today’s the day to make those choices really count.

There are roads where people go, and where they should arrive is their mission.

The soul can split the sky in two and let the face of God shine through.

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

I wanted to analyze how unnecessary it is to collapse a heroine into one specific mold, to give them all the same sparkly fashion, the same tiny figures, and the same homogenized plastic smile.

I have never met with or had any conversation with any Russians or any foreign officials concerning any type of interference with any campaign or election in the United States.

I cannot remember a moment in my life when I have not felt the love of my family. We were a family that would have killed for each other - and we still are.

When your child is looking up at you and you are putting them to bed at night, and they are just lying there, you have to remind yourself that's what it's all about.