The mathematicians of this world regard themselves as 'physicists,' yet they know next to nothing about Physics.

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

Life is a wave of love in the ocean of humanity.

People have bad things to say about publishers, but I think they still have services, and I want to see what they are. And if they end up not being any good, I don't have to keep using them.

The trouble with golf is that you are only as good as your last putt.

Strategy is a system of expedients.

Virtue in women is perhaps a question of temperament.

We are prone to seek immediate pleasure or good, however small, rather than remote pleasure or good, however vast.

I like almost everything, even country twang, disco, blue grass and accordions.

The attempt is to kill the false "I", so that the real "I", the Lord, will reign. "I the Lord thy God am a jealous God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me," say the Hebrew scriptures.

To have a choice at all is to be privileged.

It is most important that we should keep in this country a certain leisured class. I am of the opinion of the ancient Jewish book which says there is no wisdom without leisure.