The matter with human beans, " the BFG went on, "is that they is absolutely refusing to believe in anything unless they is actually seeing it right in front of their own schnozzles.

Don't gobblefunk around with words.

You is getting nosier than a parker.

Never get out of bed, never go to the window, and never look behind the curtain.

Your baby is smarter than you think.

I always hated guys who were so damn wrapped up in themselves they thought they could do no wrong.” He gave a mirthless laugh. “Turns out I’m one of them.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution toward tragedy and dissolution.

All human beings have their otherness and it is that which cries out to the heart.

You may have a wen or a cancer upon your person and not be able to cut it out lest you bleed to death; but surely it is no way tocure it, to engraft it and spread it over your whole body.

The tender heart, the broken and contrite spirit, are to me far above all the joys that I could ever hope for in this vale of tears.

The banjo am the instrument for me.

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.

Virtue is the music of the soul, the harmony of the passions.

Everyone sniggered because I was going to do a sandal and toga movie. But I knew exactly how to do it and I know how to make Robin Hood.