The meaning of everything is the meaning I give it

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

The purpose of relationship is not to have another who might complete you, but to have another with whom you might share your completeness.

The best things in life are free. And it is important never to lose sight of that. So look around you. Wherever you see friendship, loyalty, laughter, and love...there is your treasure.

Glorify who you are today, do not condemn who you were yesterday, and dream of who you can be tomorrow.

FEAR is an acronym in the English language for 'False Evidence Appearing Real'.

Everything is falling together perfectly, even though it looks as if some things are falling apart. Trust in the process you are now experiencing.

A life lived of choice is a life of conscious action. A life lived of chance is a life of unconscious creation.

If you don't go within, you go without.

There is no truth except the truth that exists within you. Everything else is what someone is telling you.

Hell is the opposite of joy. It is unfulfillment. It is knowing Who and What You Are, and failing to experience that. It is being less.

And what was I if not death's ghostwriter?

Words have an immeasurable impact, they can either build or destroy so be careful of your words.

I've always traveled, as a kid my parents moved me around, a different place in Germany every four years. But I got the travel bug when I was a kid, living in different countries.

We wish that all countries around the world honor our wishes and our Jihad, and we avoid interfering in their business.

You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.

We are a society dying, said Aunt Lydia, of too much choice.

I mean, it really has a lot to do with who is actually physically doing a lot of talking. And we've just noticed that as we've evolved we're still making all the decisions from this, like, "cave."

Always believe in yourself. No matter who's around you being negative or thrusting negative energy at you, totally block it off. Because whatever you believe, you become.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.