The media has a formula, they have a blueprint for destroying Republican political officials they don't like. It's not gonna work on Trump. He doesn't fit that mold.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

What you are is God’s gift to you. What you can become is your gift to Him.

Because the best gift in life, is just having someone to drink hot chocolate with

Originality is nothing but judicious imitation.

There are chapters in every life which are seldom read and certainly not aloud.

I've been fired five times for having a bad attitude.

I turned my pain into art and my hard work into a career. Helping myself has helped others. helping others has helped me.

I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll

After my father's death, nothing could touch me any more.

He could have done one of three things. He didn't do either.

Stories are attempts to share our values and beliefs. Storytelling is worthwhile when it tells what we stand for.