The media is a like any other group of people. Their universe is all that matters.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

It was more than love at first sight. For Mallory it was as if a dam had burst and the impounded emotions of a young lifetime had found immediate release.

Heaven is not as narrowly literal-minded as hell.

Life is an adventurous ride in a train we call time.

Maybe we're just stupid and don't realize you can't make music that sounds like a chase scene from a 'Scooby Doo' cartoon and have people take you seriously.

When you see these people that are in the public eye all the time, it must get tiring.

All I wanted, to be petite and attractive. I was afraid I'd never stop growing.

Merry Christmas, I whisper to myself. Merry Christmas, Nate.

If women envy men, we can now see that it's because of the privileges their anatomy confers and not the anatomy itself.

My time with my family is a priority.

I'm just a musician and a record producer.