The media is not going to change.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The paradox of anti-Semitism is that it is invariably up to the Jews to explain away the charges. The anti-Semite simply has to make them.

With out art, without communicating, we wouldn't live beyond 30 because we'd be so sad and depressed.

I sing sometimes for the war that I fight, 'Cause every tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

Makeup can help you capture a moment.

People are usually made Dames for virtues I do not possess.

Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he comes up to me and goes "you want a falcon?".

If people could see me the way I see myself - if they could live in my memories - would anyone love me?

The fire of the diamond of true Identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it.

We didn’t admit it at the time, but practically the Whole New Deal was extrapolated from programs that Hoover started.

Listening to music, I always have exactly the same feeling: something’s missing. Never will I learn the cause of this gentle sadness, never will I wish to investigate it.