The media is not just the message. The media is a massage. We're constantly being stroked, manipulated, adjusted, realigned, and manoeuvered.

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

Any deviation is looked upon as a perversion, is feared, and is usually a target of hatred and prejudice.

We function in a pack mentality. This is our tribe. And this is how we are exploited - sold a bill of goods and a household of products.

When I create a false reality, I always try to create a plausible structure to help convince people.

What do we believe? Why do we believe it?

My challenge as a satirical artist is how to present ideas to people to enable them to question and reexamine their beliefs. My hope is, that my work provokes people to look at things in a new way.

I created hoaxes. I confronted and challenged the majority opinion. I attacked, humiliated, and criticized the voice of the corporate mainstream media.

Any journalist worth his or her salt wouldn't trust me.

I've always been a fine artist.

We're trying to do something so that when the average person uses Pinterest, it has to make the service better.

We will ensure that E-Verify is used to the fullest extent possible under existing law, and will work with Congress to strengthen and expand its use across the country.

I take simple everyday things that happen to me and I figure it happens to a lot of other people and I make simple rhymes out of them.

I keep on fighting as long as my opponent can make a mistake.

Nobody ever flunked a science museum

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

Whilst I yet live, let me not live in vain.

One of the greatest human longings is to be close to someone.

Music was the medium through which knowledge was passed from generation to generation.

I'm sick of doing bad things and liking it and then wondering what's wrong with me. I want it to be over. I want to start again.