The media is trying to rig the election.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.

The history of silencing women is violent. And we feel that in our DNA. On a cellular level we know what it costs to speak our truth.

A young trooper should have an old horse.

What we do at LSU is to develop players and make them better.

Necessity urges desperate measures.

The fact of the matter is, I'm f**king brilliant. Not 'was' brilliant. 'Am' brilliant.

When I was a kid a growing up in Ontario, Canada, Lake Erie was so polluted, I never thought it would ever, EVER be turned around where they could start cleaning it out in my lifetime!

Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.

Art is a way of taking distance. The pathological or therapeutic aspects exist, but just as catalysts.

Things every person should have: •A nemesis. •An evil twin. •A secret headquarters. •An escape hatch. •A partner in crime. •A secret identity.