The media's job is to question a premise.

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

Any deviation is looked upon as a perversion, is feared, and is usually a target of hatred and prejudice.

We function in a pack mentality. This is our tribe. And this is how we are exploited - sold a bill of goods and a household of products.

The media is not just the message. The media is a massage. We're constantly being stroked, manipulated, adjusted, realigned, and manoeuvered.

When I create a false reality, I always try to create a plausible structure to help convince people.

What do we believe? Why do we believe it?

My challenge as a satirical artist is how to present ideas to people to enable them to question and reexamine their beliefs. My hope is, that my work provokes people to look at things in a new way.

I created hoaxes. I confronted and challenged the majority opinion. I attacked, humiliated, and criticized the voice of the corporate mainstream media.

Any journalist worth his or her salt wouldn't trust me.

There is only One holy Knowledge, the excellent knowledge of God.

Emotions retain a timeless photographic memory. Good or bad, you can never forget how a person makes you feel.

Meditation is not about what's happening, it is about how we're relating to what's happening.

Every Trade Mark you Build adds to the financial value of your business, much more than your tangible assets

Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.

If you have an ancestor who is a Benedictine monk, we would rather not know it.

The scholar is early acquainted with every department of the impossible.

I've not given them (the poor people of Bihar) heaven, but I've given them a voice.

I feel an extremely annoyed thunderstorm nearby," Kade warned. "Actually, I'm the one annoyed. The thunderstorm could go either way." - Storm Glass

In short, it's a great economy if you're a high-level corporate executive or someone who owns a lot of stock. For most other Americans, economic growth is a spectator sport.