The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid.

I'm the guy, I'm kind of like the, uh, Everyman, so I think people just relate to that.

I want people to realize that the domestic abuse charges happened in 1989. I didn't meet any of them until 1993.

I think that money is the root of all evil. I've seen it happen.

At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting.

The circumstance is the incredible part, but I always knew in my heart that something was going to be out there, just for the world to notice me. It sounds so cocky, but it's happening.

Never live with someone that won the Heisman.

Sometimes people who get wealthy when they are very, very young, it's a curse to them. They don't realize it.

I was at an acting academy for seven years prior to the trial.

People should realize that I shot a Coke commercial back in 1986. So, you know, I've been around a long time. I carry my Screen Actors Guild Card.

I was never OJ's closest pal, and the media would say that over and over, but I wasn't his enemy either.

This is the extraordinary thing about creativity: If just you keep your mind resting against the subject in a friendly but persistent way, sooner or later you will get a reward from your unconscious.

I don't want that boy to fall over for just a bird that forgot that her wings are broken.

The road to hell was paved with the bones of men who did not know when to quit fighting.

Nothing can be perfect... even the analysis of the human behavior. - If you think they can be perfect and 100% Accurate...

Brave men rejoice in adversity just as brave soldiers triumph in war.

I don't think 'Survivor' really changed me.

Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory.

I think God is as much a basic ingredient in the universe as neutrons and positrons. This is the prime force, when we look around the universe.

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.

For the private sector to flourish, special privilege must give way to equal opportunity and equal risk for all.