The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort.

A man can fail, but he isn't a failure until he blames someone else.

The #1 guideline to success is you must be in business for yourself. When you work for someone else, you sell your time at wholesale to your employer, who then re-sells it at retail to the customer.

A lasting relationship with a woman is only possible if you are a business failure.

There is only one way to make a great deal of money; and that is in a business of your own.

In times of rapid change, experience could be your worst enemy.

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

Buy when everyone else is selling and hold until everyone else is buying. That's not just a catchy slogan. It's the very essence of successful investing.

The key to wealth is to learn how to make money while you sleep

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.

While police officers who blatantly shaft the common people believe that they are God, they are the Devil to those that they wrong.

Throughout life try to remember...to always keep your head up high and your middle finger higher!

It is nonsense to speak of 'higher' and 'lower' pleasures. To a hungry man it is rightly more important that he eat than that he philosophize.

So much of what comes out of the faith community seems so dour and somber, and we want to say, 'Hey, we're real people. You can be a person of faith and really enjoy life and laugh.'

I'm one of those people who really wants to do everything. And if I had enough time, I really would.

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

If it be sin to love a lovely lad Oh there sin I.

I have seen her [Hillary Clinton] in several other situations where she didn't look healthy.

You're either down or you're up.

It is hard to say what the future holds, but this is probable - it won't be just like the past.