The meek shall inherit the earth - a 6 foot plot above them.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Manipulation, fueled with good intent, can be a blessing. But when used wickedly, it is the beginning of a magician's karmic calamity.

Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord, but sometimes it's hard not to get a jump on it yourself.

'Star Wars' is more fairy tale than true science fiction.

Tradition has made women cowardly.

Flourishing is properly the main human end, and flourishing is activity of soul that succeeds in accord with virtue.

If you are the body, you are in terrible trouble! One small microbe will destroy it one day, if not an accident. You have but a short time to live in this world.

An uplifting, fat-tastic voyage to self-love, Read My Hips made me realize that I no longer need to be weighed down by constantly judging my body. I devoured this book-it's deliciously inspiring!

My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.

I take on everybody's problems. I have a very maternal side. I'm basically a very normal, down-to-earth person.

We must be open to our mistakes and grow. Growth isn't based on being perfect, but moving toward the best we can be by being honest.