The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend.

The test of enjoyment is the remembrance which it leaves behind.

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.

Don't tell friends their social faults; they will cure the fault and never forgive you.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

Eat with the rich, but go to the play with the poor, who are capable of joy.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.

What I like in a good author is not what he says but what he whispers.

Style is a magic wand, and turns everything to gold that it touches.

You know that you love someone when they are on your mind from the time you awake until the time you fall asleep. That you loved them yesterday as much as you do today and more tomorrow.

If their horoscopes are not compatible, this marriage is out of the question.

The whole duty of our existence is fear God.

The idea of Christ is much older than Christianity.

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot but make it hot by striking.

Notes don't make music until you learn to insert silence between them.

Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?

When you go out skating with your friends, you need one friend who knows how to take a good picture. Without the picture, there is no proof that you pulled the trick.

The best place to defend is in the opposition penalty box.

Ah yes, the gods use us mortals as footballs!