The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm.

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'.

You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.

The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut.

The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.

A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.

If we can increase the share of Islamic finance for the world, countries can benefit - and certainly, Malaysia can benefit from that.

I haven't watched it [the film 'Pink Floyd at Pompeii'] in years. I find it excruciating.

I like to have a regimen. I don't like to be fancy free.

Writing is an act of generosity toward other people.

It’s quite a discipline when we’re in trouble to think of God and say, “I need some help.”

I am the one whose love overcomes you, already with you when you think to call my name.

Oasis are not just influenced by the Beatles; they actually take stuff. Then they get praised.

I didn't write because in the corps I took mining engineering of all things and, you know, they, they graduate a mining engineer as a sort of an illiterate.