The mind is like a parachute. In order to function, it first has to open.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

Do not neglect the house of God.

If you keep it, " Daneca says, "he'll have his claws in you."Everyone has their claws in me. Everyone.

We will not accept any conditions from the U.S.

To be honest, I don't have data in my brain of how a relationship with a man is supposed to function.

It was the difference between walking with a stranger and walking with your heartmate. It was the difference between working for duty and working for love.

Experience, like a pale musician, holds a dulcimer of patience in his hand.

There have been times when I've made special arrangements to meet people in music, film, business or politics, and I'll continue to do so if the people are sincere.

When you reach the top, that's when the climb begins.

You only get one you, it’s best to just love yourself.

I hope the Canada Pops can play in E and A. I do 'Forty Days' and 'Bo Diddley'. I don't change songs, just bands.