The mind of man can only teach what he has learned from others. It is how you use that knowledge that will decide who you are.

Sometimes this was much harder than trying to get an alligator in a suitcase.

This is what happens when you try to help people. You get screwed.

Whatever your problems in math are, I assure mine are greater.

It's an abnormal world I live in. I don't belong anywhere. It's like I'm floating down the middle. I'm never quite sure where I am.

Lip-synching?! Let that be a lesson. If you are in Washington, D.C., and you open your mouth and another voice comes out, it better be the NRA, an oil company or a bank.

I listened to the radio, so I was influenced by everyone from Michael Jackson to Milli Vanilli. But thankfully my dad had a collection of Cat Stevens albums while my mom was listening to jazz.

In terms of broadcasting, you have to make decisions about where you want to spend your time.

As journalists, we keep pushing and pushing.

She was one of those people who said I don't know anything about music, but I know what I like.

This kid came up with Napster, and before that, none of us thought of content protection.

Don't scatter your fire! You are a prose writer: stick to your own tool!