The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Go on till you come to the end

Shallow men believe in luck wise and strong men in cause and effect.

We are hearing more and more from our clients, they want to know how to build not only a great corporate culture, but effective cultures in each of their smaller teams.

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

I have never really done any teaching and maybe I should have done. I am not power-mad enough.

Will the leader reflect the ugliness of egotism or the transfigured glory of Christ the Lord?

I admired anybody who could make a buck with his drawing.

The important thing is to know how to take all things quietly.

We are not born focusing. It's an acquired skill that requires initial effort and constant upgrading.

I guess some mistakes you never stop paying for.