The miserable are sacred.

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult

A sword by itself does not slay; it is merely the weapon used by the slayer.

The important thing about a problem is not its solution, but the strength we gain in finding the solution

Don't stumble over something behind you.

We become wiser by adversity; prosperity destroys our appreciation of the right.

Great men rejoice in adversity, just as brave soldiers triumph in war.

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.

There in no one more unfortunate than the man who has never been unfortunate. for it has never been in his power to try himself.

It's all in your headJ you have the power to make things seem hard or easy or even amusing. The choice is yours.

Death is the wish of some, the relief of many, and the end of all.

There is a level of positive anger that needed to be alive and to make a head way in this life.

The first time I was told that I had a brain injury, I immediately thought to myself, "I'm not crazy.

Be a hero, if not for others, then for yourself.

You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.

I've always had this unresolved desire to prove that I could get a Ph.D., or contribute something else to the world.

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.''

How can one build a better self unless on the ruins of the old?

I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.