The miserable have no medicine but hope.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

They are 1% rich because they aren't 99% dumb

Everybody likes pizza! It's a quick and easy clean-up meal

I think I try to do a lot of things to weed out casual fans.

Lindsey Graham is now the seventh Republican running for president. If you're keeping score, that's basically one Republican candidate for every two Republican voters.

I'm not really into makeup, not really into fuffing with hair and stuff.

At the end of the day, it's important to know what really matters most in life...your sanity, your health, your family, and the ability to start anew.

If we want to get rid of Obamacare, we're going to have to replace President Obama.

You better be able to defend it after the attack - so don't stretch it. In other words, if the guy's guilty of A and B, don't make him guilty of A, B, and C. That's what a lot of people do.

Of course, genes can't pull the levers of our behavior directly. But they affect the wiring and workings of the brain, and the brain is the seat of our drives, temperaments and patterns of thought.