The misers cheese is wholesomest

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse.

Never fly straight and level for more than 30 seconds in the combat area.

It was my duty to have loved the highest; It surely was my profit had I known: It would have been my pleasure had I seen. We needs must love the highest when we see it, Not Lancelot, nor another.

Of late years an abundant shower of curates has fallen upon the North of England.

Sometimes a certain innocence is good, but not about yourself.

I'd always thought telling the truth to other people was hard, but maybe that was a snap compared to telling the truth to yourself. Sometimes we just refused to know what we knew.

I'll never see them again. I know that. And they know that. And knowing this, we say farewell.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

I think it would be harder for me not to write comedy because the comic view of things is the one that comes most naturally to me.

Because I cannot flatter and look fair, Smile in men's faces, smooth, deceive, and cog, Duck with French nods and apish courtesy, I must be held a rancorous enemy.