The missiles come first, and the justifications come second.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

My past is everything I failed to be.

A man’s weakness is his family and a woman’s is her child

We all have paid the cost of our success.

Alone we come and alone we leave. Verily! Love and care is just a pretence.

There are no ugly women there are only women who do not know how to look pretty.

God's word is alive, so full of spiritual truth and wisdom that even a single passage can be digested for a lifetime

My hope is Donald Trump makes things better. And if he does, we'll all benefit from it.

If you change the rules on what controls you... you will change the rules on what you can control.

Because of their enmity you will be left alone. They will cast you out and forsake you.

Death is an absolute marvel.