The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'

Ageism is as odious as racism and sexism.

If more politicians in this country were thinking about the next generation instead of the next election, it might be better for the United States and the world.

Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.

I' tired of old people being labeled as worthless,useless,toothless and sexless

At my age, I dont even buy green bananas.

One has the right to be wrong in a democracy

A man blessed with a good mamma and a good wife has no right to complain about anything else.

To know is the male, to act is the female, for there to be production, to know need to meet with to act.

How near to good is what is fair!

The humiliation I go through/when I think of my past/can only be described as grace./We are created by being destroyed.

Despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidneys, your liver the only thing you've had removed is your kids.

There's tons of stuff where you're like, "God, I wish I could take that back."

Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.

Everyone is psychic to some degree, and really successful paranormal investigators even if they do not realize it are using their own psychic ability to sense the environment.

Literature is my calling To hold up the mirror to my countrymen comes natural to me; and in the open field of invention I am not without hopes of giving them pleasure.

I have tried to be impartial, though I know that a man's past always colors his views, and that nothing else is so irritating as impartiality.