The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

I've taught fifth-year Christmas leavers last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

I'm taking a vow not to advise.

Death is the great gamer with a sleeve of tricks.

I've always felt that an independent film is a film that almost doesn't get made.

Headquarters in the Saddle.

I'll do a cappella stuff, rock 'n' roll and swing stuff.

There is no one who can change My course or affect My conduct to the slightest extent. I am the Master over all.

I may do some good before I am dead--be a sort of success as a frightful example of what not to do; and so illustrate a moral story.

Every cubic inch of space is a miracle.