The moment you think of a joke is the best moment.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but your words were always the hardest.

I have learned to have more trust in the scientist than he does in himself.

When we honestly take stock of our ability, we are then granted the opportunity to improve our circumstance. Accessing where you stand is the only way to stand somewhere else.

Laws are the sovereigns of sovereigns.

Gardening is in large measure a phenomenon of attention.

There are acres of diamonds in the problem you have before you right now.

There is some place where your specialties can shine. Somewhere that difference can be expressed. It's up to you to find it, and you can.

You hit the wall almost right when you get up to the top. If there's a female writer being suggested to do a rewrite on a script, it's always the big boys going, "Mm, let's go with [a man]..."

Ive never taken for granted what weve had, not for one single game, not one single practice, ... Ive truly been blessed.

Computer modelling for weather forecasting, and indeed for climate forecasting, has reached its limits.