The moment you vote, you are a citizen. But moment you make your vote public, you are a politician.

Most jokes come from good intentions—and most mistakes, too.

Discipline with balance conquers the world.

Failure is a fundamental piece of success.

Nobody is going to hand you success. You have to hand yourself to success.

When you stay in your comfort zone, you are not learning.

A life without challenges isn’t alive.

Life is a journey learn how to evolve spiritually.

To be a MVF (Most Valuable Friend), you need to tell your friends the pure truth about themselves. However, how you tell them the truth is the difference between being a villain or a hero.

A person without a plan is a person with soggy dreams.

I’m a politician so I only endorse myself.

You might well ask just what the hell he was thinking. The answer is, probably nothing at all.He'd probably say he was exercising his God-given right to stupidity.

I have never been able to understand why perfectly sensible people waste time being wittily obscure instead of just saying what they want and going on about their business.

It's better to swim in the sea below Than to swing in the air and feed the crow, Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol.

For instance, why are we terrorizing this country, leading with murder and mayhem, when crime is actually on the decline, as somebody, as somebody mentioned?

I think there's something charming about incorporating summer clothes into winter, like pairing a summery skirt with a massive sweater. I'm also really into layering during the winter!

I have nothing against diamonds, or rubies or emeralds or sapphires. I do object when their acquisition is complicit in the debasement of children or the destruction of a country.

From the time we're born, our brothers and sisters are our collaborators and coconspirators, our role models and our cautionary tales.

You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine.

I always give the encore over to chaos, so people can yell out requests and I can hack my way through a song that I don't really know anymore.

I prefer my hesitations, my false paths, my stammering, to a preconceived idea.