The money-getter who pleads his love of work has a lame defense, for love of work at money-getting is a lower taste than love of money.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

See the world for what it is.BEAUTIFUL!

I used to sleep with the phone right by my pillow but I'm getting better. Now it sits on the table a few feet away.

I fit into the quirky, character class type of actor.

It's becoming less and less the National Security Agency and more and more the national surveillance agency. It's gaining more offensive powers with each passing year.

Nothing prevents one from appearing natural as the desire to appear natural.

We have a moral obligation to be interesting, for our gospel is loaded with life-and-death interest for people.

Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less pleasant temperaments, regardless of money, making it, or success.

I was determined not to remain poor.

But gratitude would not have me love you as I do. Love was inspired by what you are - the good, the bad, and even the foolish, which is what you're being right now.

I didn't sign any contracts, and I didn't see any oil.