The money players are on these days is immoral, but you can't knock it

I remember the day when they sold Brian Deane and Jan Aage Fjortoft. It was like when President Kennedy got shot.

If something is not right we give out about it. He is almost a Yorkshireman with a Portuguese accent.

I don't think we've got a discipline problem. It's the players who are thick who are causing the problems

Matches don't come any bigger than FA Cup quarter-finals

I think I’ll give the Cage of Death a miss too, ” I said. Crocodiles were fascinating creatures, like living dinosaurs, but they could do their living over there somewhere, far away from me.

The future or organizations have amazing digital traits such as customer-centricity, empathy, and participation.

Prayer is like water - something you can't imagine has the strength or power to do any good, and yet give it time and it can change the lay of the land.

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

If you are at odds with the director, neither one of you is going to get anywhere. You really do have to be able to make both of you happy.

It is really hard for me to invest time into a relationship because I get kind of freaked out by the thought of doing something that part of my mind keeps telling me is "unproductive".

the first day i shot dope was on a sunday. i had just come home from church got mad at my mother cuz she got mad at me. u dig?

Now let's repeat the non-conformists' oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!

Truth requires a maximum effort to see through the eyes of strangers, foreigners, and enemies.

Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I'm in a bus for 22 hours. It's not hard for me to look out the window and tell a joke here and there.