The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Had they been dogs they would have sniffed me over and then drawn back. But humans have no such inbred courtesies.

Darkly, deeply, beautifully blue - the sky

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

A theorem is a proposition which is a strict logical consequence of certain definitions and other propositions.

Though a revolution may call itself "national," it always marks the victory of a single party.

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.

Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney.

If I have something I want to say that is too difficult for adults to swallow, then I will write it in a book for children.

The civilized man is a larger mind but a more imperfect nature than the savage.

Alas! we are the sport of destiny.