The monitor presently shows the Windows Blue Screen of Death, though this does not alarm him, as the BSoD is the universal screen saver in Hell.

A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.

Everybody hates lies even the liars themselves

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.

Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.

What it comes down to is intense desire. To get this winning edge, you need to build an indomitable will. This means you must be relentless; you must never give up.

Take God from nature, nothing great is left.

It may be that just as tonality recurs in music and realism in painting, so the idea of liberalism recurs in politics-though each time in a different vein.

Normally when you're promoting something a lot, sometimes you get tired.

One thing is certain in business: you will make mistakes. When you are pushing the boundaries, mistakes are inevitable-how you react is important.

It's still the best game in town because you don't have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother probably played baseball.