The moral sense enables one to perceive morality, and avoid it. The immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality and enjoy it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.

It seems to me that when I see nature I see it ready-made, completely written - but then, try to do it!

I remember a time when it was ok to make fun of politicians and powerful people. Now, it's not ok anymore. We've forgotten how to laugh.

About half of all people don't take medications like they're supposed to.

Other countries may triumph at global conferences where world representatives vote with their hands. But America seems to win whenever the world's people have an opportunity to vote with their feet.

China will continue to support the efforts of the Palestinian people to regain their legitimate rights, including the establishment of an independent state.

You can stay up all night and still not count all the ways to lose the people you love.

Perrin, my father says a general can take care of the living or weep for the dead, but he cannot do both.

I don't feel I was "born American," but my homeland was denied to me after the end of World War II and I craved something I could identify with.