The more I know, the less I understand

Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge.

I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

Armchair warriors often fail - and we've been poisoned by these fairy tales

Sometimes to keep it together you've got to leave it alone.

The trouble with you and me my friend, is the trouble with this nation, too many blessings, too little Appreciation.

I'm not easy to live with and I know that it's true. However, you're no picnic either, babe, and that's one of the things I liked about you.

There are people in your life who've come and gone, they let you down and hurt your pride. Better put it all behind you, life goes on, you keep carrying that anger, it'll eat you up inside.

Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun.

It's an inside job to learn about forgiving, it's an inside job to hang on to the joy of living.

If it is important, you will find the time.

Nobody loves the head of a dandelion. Maybe because they are so many, strong, and soon.

Force loses its legitimacy when it is used instead of free and open discussion.

A physician can sometimes parry the scythe of death, but has no power over the sand in the hourglass.

Deep, unspeakable suffering may well be called a baptism, a regeneration, the initiation into a new state.

Ultimately every trick succeeds or fails with an audience because of its plot.

The ultimate aim of dancing is to be able to move without thinking, to be danced.

There is not much less vexation in the government of a private family than in the managing of an entire state.

The older I get, the more people listen to me - even though I say the same as always.

There are few defects in our nature so glaring as not to be veiled from observation by politeness and good-breeding.