The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

An infinitely unpleasant fraction of a second is a small price to pay for the opportunity to stride across eternity.

God's strength makes us strong; His comfort comforts us. With Him, we no longer run; we rest.

Artists are the antennae of the race, but the bullet-headed many will never learn to trust the great artists.

The woman and the soldier who do not defend the first pass will never defend the last.

Performing, I can take it or leave it. Horticulture is far more challenging. I'm absolutely fascinated by it.

Gossip, unlike river water, flows both ways.

There was one moment where they were riding their little ponies in Scotland, and Stella said to me: 'Dad! You're Paul McCartney, aren't you?' 'Yes darling, but I'm Daddy really'.

There's a lot of sensuality that I associate with travel. And that's romance.

Here's why most campaigns get data wrong. They treat it as an afterthought and they treat it as sort of a logistic.

You can't say 'because we decide we're different then we need a different set of laws.