The more absolute the need, the more predictable the behavior becomes until it is mathematically certain.

We must all face the fact that our leaders are certifiably insane or worse

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

What does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and, above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and sh*ts quantity.

I think anybody incapable of changing his mind is crazy.

Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact.

Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.

The heart carries heavy loads when it is being trained to carry weighty blessings.

If we are living according to what we believe, we may be falsely accused.

It is better to pray about everything than worry about nothing.

Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because they didn't.

I am not fond of uttering platitudes In stained-glass attitudes.

I have to tell you, TV is an incredibly difficult medium. The most challenging show to do is the hour long dramedy. It's a very tricky format.

I guess there are no real strict rules [in comedy], but I just learn to apply my philosophy about comedy which is, it's a serious business and the result needs to be funny, not the process.

I have always been a dark writer.

What is history after all? History is facts which become lies in the end.

Lisa's baby was due about now. I've decided she had it and it was a girl. I've named her Rachel.