The more competition, the better. I hope to get snubbed again this year.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

The only competition in art is the search for truth. No matter who gets there first, we all win.

After school I tell Kate that, as much fun as it sounds, I can't go check out the cup stacking team.

Fame is a spiritual drug. It is often a by-product of our artistic work, but like nuclear waste, it can be a very dangerous by-product.

To me, the harmonica is like a voice.

The theater is the only branch of art much cared for by people of wealth; like canasta, it does away with the brother of talk after dinner.

My life and his were twisted into a single strand. Cut one, and you cut both. If he were gone, I would not be able to live through that. If I were gone, he wouldn't live through it, either.

Fearless is not the absence of fear. Fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you.

George W. Bush broke a mold four years ago: Even though he lost the popular vote, he governed as if he had won by acclamation.

He who shall hurt the little wren Shall never be beloved by men.

The incredible list of supposed horrors that increasing carbon dioxide will bring the world is pure belief disguised as science.