The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.

So obscure are the greatest events, as some take for granted any hearsay, whatever its source, others turn truth into falsehood, and both errors find encouragement with posterity.

I learned from Jurassic Park that just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.

Add value to yourself by exchanging your time with knowledge

Let today be the day you learn the grace of letting go and the power of moving on.

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.

I was making love to a man, a man I hardly even know. He was kissing the face off me and I was kissing the face off him. And I found it highly satisfactory.

Pot always just made me sleepy.

Our performance during this World Cup has not been enough to progress further and both myself and all the players regret that and are hurt more than people realise.

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

Catch me if you can -A

Surfeit begets insolence, when prosperity comes to a bad man.