The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

My favorite character on Friends was Joey, because we're both actors. I always thought that was so cool.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

People just wanna see someone talking about themselves constantly. I'm not interested in that.

A carefully cultivated heart will, assisted by the grace of God, foresee, forestall, or transform most of the painful situations before which others stand like helpless children saying “Why?

Our faith is not meant to get us out of a hard place or change our painful condition. Rather, it is meant to reveal God's faithfulness to us in the midst of our dire situation.

The author I wish I was reading right now and always is Nora Ephron. I love the humor, the awareness, the sense of self-deprecation. She is such a role model to me.

I've dealt with a lot of bullshit because of the way I look and a lot of misconceptions about what people should be afraid of.

Be a storehouse of happy memories.

Calvin was very clever. We did the pictures and made the commercial, and that really worked.

London now has its own John Grisham.

Fate leads the willing, and drags along the reluctant.

A toe shoe is as eccentric as the ballerina who wears it: their marriage is a commitment.