The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

We are not just a piece of meat which was born like an animal

Be careful of fake faces, the most honest the most evil.

For a man's home is his castle.

Every single job is a challenge. You are walking into a new set, a new character, creating a world and trying to get comfortable to do your best work.

Something that confirms all fears and many conspiracy theories about government is finding out what our elected representatives would put into law if they could.

He that studies only men will get the body of knowledge without the soul; and he that studies only books, the soul without the body.

But every day I tell my story, and be comfortable with my story and be comfortable with what I've done, and what I did, and how I am today, it lessens the likelihood it will ever happen.

There was no answer, no solution, no sop, no deliverance. What, then, did I do? I read faster.

When I was 15, I did not know nothing about what concerned the world of music.

We first share the life by which things exist, and afterwards see them as appearances in nature, and forget that we have shared their cause.