The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

A Christian has tremendous responsibilities to his own family. He or she has a responsibility of loving each member of the family.

Thank you for not growing to hate humans.

People also respected my culinary acumen and my intelligence, and that was their whole thing. They flew me over, and it was this immersive experience.

Ego is impurity. Be selfless. Consecrate and dedicate your life to perfection.

Make sure when anyone tackles you he remembers how much it hurts.

To find one's special quality One must lead a life of deep humility. To serve in this way Never question but obey Is the blessing of St Aggie's charity. - The owls of St. Aegolius

I feel like I try not to limit myself. So every experience so far, I've just gone headlong into.

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.

We do not say anything about future products. We work on them in secret, then we announce them.

The second time I went to jail, I was like, 'okay, this is not the move.'