The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.

Is it right for people to critique others for their supposed un-Christian attitudes by themselves being un-Christian?

If you use your mind to study reality, you won't understand either your mind or reality. If you study reality without using your mind, you'll understand both.

The secret of success is a pleasant personality with a sincere enthusiastic attitude.

Samantha, you're in my world now. We have standards here."-Jesse

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent People Ignore.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Jiu Jitsu is a mousetrap. The trap does not chase the mouse. But when the mouse grabs the cheese, the trap plays its role.

Reversing a proposition rearranges its terms, but still keeps out new terms.

All roads indeed lead to Rome, but theirs also is a more mystical destination, some bourne of which no traveller knows the name, some city, they all seem to hint, even more eternal.