The more one produces, the less one gets.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

One's greatest happiness is also his greatest weakness.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

The earth, like the sun, like the air, belongs to everyone - and to no one.

One never knows when one is old for certain.

Young people are fitter to invent than to judge; fitter for execution than for counsel; and more fit for new projects than for settled business.

There is a working class - strong and happy - among both rich and poor: there is an idle class - weak, wicked, and miserable - among both rich and poor.

What we have is North Korea still pursuing path to a nuclear weapon state. So the majority of people's trust in North Korea has gone down considerably.

There is no wilderness. There is only our inability to fill the emptiness in which we live.

Humor is essential to a successful tactician, for the most potent weapons known to mankind are satire and ridicule.

A sentence is but a cheveril glove to a good wit; How quickly the wrong side may be turned outward!