The more people say nice things about me, the more I feel it's false.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

If you live in a country ruled by criminals you'll find it difficult to find justice

Kindness has no religion – no boundaries. It is the trust of the soul.

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is sh

Flowers... are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.

No one's played on the moon yet. No one's played in zero gravity. Some bands have played at the Pyramids of Giza, but we'd very much like to do that in the near future.

I am a writer and always was; being a writer is an integral part of my identity. Being published, being well regarded, is a component of that identity.

We believe Slobodan Milosevic must be buried in his country, in Belgrade, at the Alley of Great Men.

A person who has spoiled his stomach will criticize his meal saying that the food is bad; the same thing happens with people who are not satisfied with their lives

When people need love and understanding and support the most is when they deserve it the least.

When I marry, it will be to a faithful returned missionary in the Temple.