The more righteous God appeared, the more resentful I became.

Maybe the truly handicapped people are the ones that don't need God as much.

We are all old-timers, each of us holds a locked razor.

A man who does not doubt the courage of a woman, is a man that is subjugated by her will and allure.

You can actually herd cats. They can't be forced, of course. But if they sense something they want, if there enticed by something good, they'll follow, even in herds.

Patience is about understanding the right moment for action and the right moment for stillness.

The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there is in it.

I never work with an audience - I can't do this. The process depends on the highest degree of nervous concentration.

You treat God like you treat any dangerous looney — keep him calm and stay on his good side.

I have a pretty bad temper. But you have to really push me to see it. But everybody has their things.

Be not too hasty to trust or to admire the teachers of morality; they discourse like angels, but they live like men.

Examine your own mental attitudes. Become your own therapist.